Swami Vivekananda

When Swami Vivekananda went to USA, a lady asked him to marry her. When Swami asked the lady about what made her ask him such question. The lady replied that she was fascinated by his intellect. She wanted a child of such an intellect. So she asked Swami, whether he could marry her and give a child like him.

 
 

He said to that lady, that since she was attracted only by his intellect, there is no problem. "My dear lady, I understand Your desire. Marrying and bringing a child in to this world and understanding whether it is intelligent or not takes very long time. More over it is not guaranteed.

 
 

Instead, to fulfill your desire immediately, I can suggest a guaranteed way. Take me as Your child. You are my mother. Now on your desire of having a child of my intellect is fulfilled."

 
 

The lady was speechless….!!! 
 
We may receive unexpected questions at times, it depends on how we handle the situation, how witty our answer is!!!!!

 
 

Goodsay!!

 

Greenhouse gases from garbage, mainly from biological wastes lying open in the atmosphere

We are all talking about greenhouse gases these days; gases from industries of all kind, mainly. Apart from that there is burning of fossil fuel. What are these gases who are responsible for global warming? These are mainly water vapour, carbon dioxide, methane, nitrous oxide and ozone.

Being in power industries I face lot of questions with heavy word like 'sustainability', 'total emission', 'carbon credit', etc.

When we build a reservoir people talk about formation of greenhouse gases due to submergence of vegetation. Yes these can produce more greenhouse gases than a thermal power plant.

But the question is 'why concentrate in ocean not the drops'? Have we ever calculated greenhouse gases produced from the dumped garbage laying open in the atmosphere?

Dibyendu Dhara

Do we really need Common Wealth Game in India??

India should not waste it's hard earned money just for the sake of luxury. CWG is nothing but a luxury to Indian people where 300 million people are leaving below poverty line.

My dear friends just read the World Bank report (refer pic) on India and accept that we are far behind to be develop country. It's shame that we are wasting huge money for a 15 days game. We are poor, let’s face it, we have to build ourselves. We have make ourselves strong by making people strong and that will only be possible when every Indian get food, shelter, education.

Can anybody tell what value addition we are making in our sports by spending 28000 Cr rupees? We are building few stadia, airport terminal and roads but not sports. Our sport’s governing body heads are such people who can’t even walk for five minutes; such old they are.

Our 65% population are below or equal to 35 years age. But average age of our so-called leaders, who drives these 65%, is 60 years.

It’s nothing but a day dream thinking of some day we will be a super power in every field. Yes, it’s happens only in India.

Dibyendu Dhara

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Another hilarious story I want to share with all my friends

For all those employees who work with rude customers !!!!
An award should go to the WestJet Airline gate attendant in Kelowna , British Columbia , for being smart and funny, while making her point, when confronted with a passenger who probably deserved to fly as "cargo".
A crowded flight was canceled after Westjet's 767s had been withdrawn from service.
A single attendant was re-booking a long line of inconvenienced travellers. Suddenly an angry passenger pushed his way to the desk. He slapped his ticket down on the counter and said, "I HAVE to be on this flight and it HAS to be FIRST CLASS."
The attendant replied, "I'm sorry, sir. I'll be happy to try to help you, but I've got to help these people first, and I'm sure we'll be able to work something out."
The passenger was unimpressed. He asked loudly, so that the passengers behind him could hear, "DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHO I AM?"
Without hesitating, the attendant smiled and grabbed her public address microphone: "May I have your attention please; may I have your attention please, "she began, her voice heard clearly throughout the terminal. "We have a passenger here at Gate 14 WHO DOES NOT KNOW WHO HE IS. If anyone can help him find his identity, please come to Gate 14."
With the folks behind him in line laughing hysterically, the man glared at the attendant, gritted his teeth and said, "F... you!"

Without flinching, she smiled and said ( I love this bit ), "I'm sorry, sir, but you'll have to get in line for that too."

An Indian Student

One of my friends has sent this via e-mail to me. It is funny and hilarious. But the topic is very much sensitive because there are lot of people is suffering. And above all those incidents are effecting India’s relation with that particular country. India has so many problems within and outside. Let’s just not create another problem by doing all this things. I don’t know which side to be blamed but there is always two side of a coin. You can’t clap by one hand. I can’t do any thing to other part but what I can do is request all those Indian students respect the culture and people where you are going. India is completely different country compared to Western world and America. There are certain things which may not be acceptable to that country but it is not an issue in India. In my opinion there should have an ‘intercultural training’ with respective country where our students are traveling. These students should be aware of ‘what to do’ and ‘what not to do’ before going there.

Anyway enjoy the story.

Here is one of the explanations for *Why Indian Students are attacked abroad.............?*

It was the first day of a school in USA and a new Indian student named Chandrasekhar Subramanian entered the fourth grade.

The teacher said, "Let's begin by reviewing some American History. Who said 'Give me Liberty, or give me Death'?"

She saw a sea of blank faces, except for Chandrasekhar, who had his hand up:? ' Patrick Henry, 1775' he said.

'Very good! Who said 'Government of the People, by the People, for the People, shall not perish from the Earth?''

Again, no response except from Chandrasekhar. 'Abraham Lincoln, 1863' said Chandrasekhar.

The teacher snapped at the class, 'Class, you should be ashamed. Chandrasekhar, who is new to our country, knows more about our historythan you do.'

She heard a loud whisper: 'F ___ the Indians,'

'Who said that?' she demanded. Chandrasekhar put his hand up. 'General Custer, 1862.'

At that point, a student in the back said, 'I'm gonna puke.'

The teacher glares around and asks 'All right! Now, who said that?'Again, Chandrasekhar says, 'George Bush to the Japanese Prime Minister, 1991.'

Now furious, another student yells, 'Oh yeah? Suck this!'

Chandrasekhar jumps out of his chair waving his hand and shouts to the teacher, 'Bill Clinton, to Monica Lewinsky,1997'

Now with almost mob hysteria someone said 'You little shit. If you say anything else, I'll kill you.' Chandrasekhar frantically yells at the top of his voice, ' Michael Jackson to the child witnesses testifying against him, 2004.'

The teacher fainted. And as the class gathered around the teacher on the floor, someone said, 'Oh shit, we're screwed!' And Chandrasekhar said quietly, 'I think it was Lehmann Brothers, September 4th, 2008'.

WC: Germany 4 : England 1

What a match it was Germany vs. England. This is the best match so far in this WC. Germany is simply outstanding and England was pathetic. As commentator said during the match “Germany toying with England” was absolutely true. Germany out played England in every department. England’s defense was the weakest part. German strikers had enough time of placing ball properly and then taking shot in England goal. Frank Lampard was unfortunate that referee cancelled a clear goal. May be this equalizer goal enthusiastically boost up England little bit. But what a looser England team is. Rooney failed a single goal in this WC. It is for sure England media (which is very strong, Jabulani ball story is an example) will criticize their team. But referee has already created enough material for the media to spare England player.

Refereeing in this WC is miserable. Lampard’s shot was well half a meter inside the goal line. In Argentina-Mexico match also Tevez was in clear off side position and referee overlooked it and Mexico conceded a goal. Through out the WC so far refereeing was bad. There was unnecessary yellow card. They are also unable to identify play acting. Red card to Brazil’s Kaka was unfortunate too.

The Indian and European way!!!!!!!!!!!!

There is a big argument / misunderstanding.
Indians used to wash their porta after their activities in toilet mostly using hands. However in modern day commode attached with water jet provide a ‘off handy’ facility. In this case water jet does the work and spares our hand doing dirty job.

Where as our European counter use toilet paper for the same work and most importantly without any leverage of hand.

Now argument is, as most of my European colleagues say, that ‘how anyone can use same hand what they use for eating’. Please keep in mind when we ‘anuash’ (anus wash), we normally use our left hand unless there is no constraints. Also we Indians are very much comfortable using our hand than fork and knife; but that is the other hand.

Where as Europeans used to hold fork in left hand and knife on the other while eating. There by normally they consider left hand for eating. So, it is conceptual misunderstanding that Indians use same hand for eating and ‘anuash’.

But story is opposite. We use different hand for eating and ‘anuash’
European use left hand for both the work. However they use fork for eating.

Note: Both Indians & Europeans use soap after ‘anuash’ / ‘paperash’ (paper wash).

Difference between love and marriage

A student asks a teacher, "What is love? "The teacher said, "in order to answer your question, go to the wheat field and choose the biggest wheat and come back.

But the rule is: you can go through them only once and cannot turn back o pick."

The student went to the field, go thru first row, he saw one big wheat, but he wonders....may be there is a bigger one later.

Then he saw another bigger one... But may be there is an even bigger one waiting for him.

Later, when he finished more than half of the wheat field, he start to realize that the wheat is not as big as the previous one he saw, he know he has missed the biggest one, and he regretted.

So, he ended up went back to the teacher with empty hand.

The teacher told him, "...this is love... You keep looking for a better one, but when later you realize, you have already miss the person...."

*"What is marriage then?" the student asked.

The teacher said, "in order to answer your question, go to the corn field and choose the biggest corn and come back. But the rule is: you can go through them only once and cannot turn back to pick."

The student went to the corn field, this time he is careful not to repeat the previous mistake, when he reach the middle of the field, he has picked one medium corn that he feel satisfy, and come back to the teacher.

The teacher told him, "this time you bring back a corn.... You look for one that is just nice, and you have faith and believe this is the best one you get.... This is marriage."